M?nner

[jabi]

Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his
English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he
rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce
for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions: Have you got any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? No,
we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

In exasperation the lawyer asks:
Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?

I got proof.

What kind of proof?

She going to poison me. She buys a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in
bathroom. I can read, and it says:


"Polish Remover"

[Kaisen]

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[Gattaca]

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