The Rabbi's Resignation

[jabi]

This is a story about a popular young Rabbi, who on Sabbath Eve
announces to his congregation that he will not renew his contract. He
explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay
him more. There is a hush. No one wants him to leave.

Sol Epstein, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and
proclaims: "If the Rabbi stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac
every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their
children!"

The congregation sighs in appreciation, and applauds.

Sam Goldstein, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says:
If the Rabbi will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and
also establish a foundation to guarantee the college
education of all his children!!" More sighs and loud applause.

Sadie Goldfarb, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, "If the
Rabbi stays, I vill give him sex!"

There is total silence.

The Rabbi, blushing, asks her: "Mrs. Goldfarb, whatever possessed you
to say that?"

Sadie's 90 year old husband Jacob is now trying to hide, holding his
forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to
side while his wife replies: "Vell, I just asked mein husband how ve
could help, and he said, 'F**k the Rabbi.

[Gattaca]

hehe .. a good one