A Texas Cowboy ...

[Gattaca]

A Texas cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to speak with a male pharmacist.

The elderly woman he was talking to said she was the pharmacist, and that
since she and her widowed elderly sister owned the store, there were no male
employees there. She then asked if she could help the gentleman.

The cowpoke said that it was something he would be much more comfortable
discussing with a male pharmacist.

The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and
whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she
would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.

The old bronco-buster agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to
discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems
and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it."

The lady pharmacist said, "Just a minute. I'll go talk to my sister."

When she returned she said, "We discussed it at length, and the absolute
best we can do is: 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car, and $3,000
a month, plus living expenses."